canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

rneerkat:

charkoaler:

rneerkat:

the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea

could you not

comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

sugariechibi:

YOU’RE ALL CALM ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF

BUT ONCE YOU HEARD YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES Y’ALL FLIP OUT.

GOOD JOB FANDOM DON’T EVER CHANGE.

mylifeasasandwich:

EVERYONE! THE NEW FACE OF MATH!

varldslighet:

varldslighet:

after fridays come the 

koolaidicecubes:

gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

*has angry sex with the hole*

beefmilk:

bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

awkwardsonicphotos:

Hey babe wanna go fast?