I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea
could you not
comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
YOU’RE ALL CALM ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF
BUT ONCE YOU HEARD YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES Y’ALL FLIP OUT.
GOOD JOB FANDOM DON’T EVER CHANGE.
EVERYONE! THE NEW FACE OF MATH!
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology
Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
Hey babe wanna go fast?